Yeah it’s Friday. Don’t even think I’m gonna say “T.G.I.F. Y’all!” NO WAY. You know what, I still get bummed out on Fridays. It’s totally possible. Plus, that giddy little phrase was exiled from me forever since I once had to wear striped suspenders, crouch down at a table and offer things like “Spalunky Munky Milkshakes.” Shove it, TGIF.
Anyway, after the jump is a list of this week’s soul destroyers: The Amazon Kindle, Vampires and Twitter.