November 30, 2009
The holidays + Monday? Super awesome combo. That was sarcasm by the way if you couldn’t tell or are new around here. So since it’s jingle bell time and all that, I thought I’d explore some of my pet peeves for the season. I have a feeling no one is with me on this one, but hey, more buzz for me! Read the list after the jump.
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October 12, 2009
Today’s targets: Sluts, Where the Wild Things Are, VH1′s Behind The Music. Details after the jump.
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September 10, 2009
It’s almost Friday and this week has really filled me up to the brim with rage cakes. I’m going to do things a bit differently today and start it off with a simple punch list; these dudes have got me hitting the heavy bag Rocky style in anticipation of maybe perhaps running into them on the street. With my fist.
Read the list of targets after the Mozz ridiculousness…
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August 7, 2009
Yeah it’s Friday. Don’t even think I’m gonna say “T.G.I.F. Y’all!” NO WAY. You know what, I still get bummed out on Fridays. It’s totally possible. Plus, that giddy little phrase was exiled from me forever since I once had to wear striped suspenders, crouch down at a table and offer things like “Spalunky Munky Milkshakes.” Shove it, TGIF.
Anyway, after the jump is a list of this week’s soul destroyers: The Amazon Kindle, Vampires and Twitter.
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July 23, 2009
It’s Thursday. I’m a bit pissy. So here’s my boo list for today:
Fighting shirts- Attention UFC, WEC, UEC, MMA, GJJ fighters. STOP WEARING SHIRTS WITH 85 VELVET FONTS ON THEM. I’m talking to you AFFLICTION. You’re, uh, afflicting my style sense. Ouch. That hurts.
Alexa Chung- Why didn’t you let Michelle from Best Week Ever finish her really hilarious sentences? Why did you always have to interrupt with your really contrived sentences? Why do you look a little dirty all the time?
Frank Black – Frank Black, I own like fifty solo albums of yours and there are 2 songs I like. You fail. As a songwriter and as a person.
Bears – I’m just really sick of bears. Except for these guys in the window of Bergdorf Goodman.
They’re cool.
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