So I open my new National Geographic to lay my peepers on this. Looks like a chicken with a gentleman’s head. Looks surprisingly similar to this:

From my post about Runny Bunny a while back! What the what?

Turns out, Sir Chicken is a total mystery. He is part of Afghanistan’s wealth of artifacts hidden for years of turmoil. He may have arrived there through trade, he may be indigenous, he may be from Mars. Isn’t he the greatest??